Electronics

"Benjamin, the _____________ is NOT a toy!!!!! Do you need help finding something good to play with???"

fill in the blank with any of the following:

phone
cell phone
fax machine
computer (when not his turn to play)
ipod
clock(s) -- all of them
palm pilot
treo

I'm going crazy redirecting this addiction.

However, maybe this is the final straw for upgrading to that Motorola Droid ... then he can HAVE my old flip phone and palm pilot and do WHATEVER he wants.